Welcome To The Catfish

Ladies, gentlemen, gentleladies, ladymen, and everyone, absolutely everyone underneath

It is my pleasure to introduce you to the gal who puts the diva in Godiva

Please put your hands together for Goldie Vandersnatch

Hello, everyone

My name is Goldie Vandersnatch

And this thing, this is my ass

Once upon a time, there was a rotten-ass drag club called the Cathouse

And across the street, there was an even skankier club called the Fishtank

I'll spare you all the details of objectification, tax evasion, love, lies, and a dead guy on the toilet, okay?

But the point is, sometimes when you put shit and shit together, you get some really, really good shit

So it is my grand pleasure as your new hostess to introduce you and the world to the all new Catfish Cabaret

Welcome to the Catfish, you know we're gonna survive

Welcome to the Catfish, we'll bring your dreams to life

Thought our days were numbered, you better believe, yeah

But we're back in the house and we ain't gonna leave, oh, no, no, no

Tried to do it alone, but we fought all the way

Yeah, always sticking together and we're here to stay

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Welcome to the Catfish, you know we're gonna survive

Welcome to the Catfish, we'll bring your dreams to life

You know the Cathouse girls always land on their feet

Well, now we're in a new house with a new family, yeah

When the tides are high, we will ride through the storm (Through the storm, yeah)

Now we're bigger and badder than ever before

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Welcome to the Catfish, you know we're gonna survive

Welcome to the Catfish (Welcome to the Catfish), we'll bring your dreams to life

Welcome, welcome (Come on, come on)

Welcome, welcome (Everybody)

Welcome, welcome

Light up the night