Funny Train

Well it's all aboard the funny train Won't you buckle up and don't you refrain Tell a joke, bum a smoke, and raise a little cain It's all aboard the funny train So you say you need a vacation Head on down to that local station Buy a ticket for your destination Kick back, relax, enjoy your libation All aboard the funny train Won't ya buckle up and don't you refrain Tell a joke, bum a smoke, and raise a little cain It's all aboard the funny train Everybody wanna ride that caboose Ride that thing till the rails run loose Well and lord I'm gonna be on it all damn night And I aint gettin' off till the mornin' light Well it's all aboard the funny train Buckle up now don't you refrain Tell a joke, bum a smoke, and raise some cain It's all aboard the funny train It's all aboard the funny train Wont you buckle up and don't you refrain Tell a joke, bum a smoke, and raise a little cain It's all aboard the funny train It's all aboard the funny train