Somebody waved me in
From across the street
He said, "hey boy
My name is Saint Pete
Step closer, don't be afraid
Check out my pearly gates
This is the Primitivo bar
Where the vodka floats for free
Got no entrance, there's no fee
We've survived for two hundred years
So join us celebrate
Just one thing
Before you go in
Tell me how
Do you define a sin?
I only want your best boy"
Well what do you need that for
I said and walked
Through that door
I was about to find out
That this rotten nest
Wouldn't leave me any rest
When a woman all dressed in black
Gave me her tears
And I gave her nothing back
A devil with a golden tooth
Sat drinking in the bar
Said he would have liked to make me a star
But what's so sad and truly a shame
Is that I never would go that far
A drunken man
Fell off his chair
Saying lord
Why do I even care
About those seven billion junkies
Why do I even care?
Now, leave them!
For Mother earth to bear
Saturday night, Saturday night
I guess I'm feeling alright
I'm just waiting for the sisters of faith
To roll my dice
I told that beast of business
I don't want to sell my soul
For a piece of his rock'n'roll
I don't know when, I don't know how
But I felt the blues just coming over me
He just puffed on his cigar
The smoke came out of his ears
He took a pause and then he said cheers
When suddenly the sparkle in his eyes
Just disappeared
And a gang of angels appeared
In the middle of the room
They were shining so crystal clear
With their halos hanging loose
Those angels can't handle the booze
Oh you Primitivo bar
Don't you let this go to far
Oh Primitivo Saturday
If this is just a play
I beg you to play it my way
