Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol (feat. Fleet Foxes)

I woke up on the ground I guess I should've kept that — to myself Turns out, I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth But not good enough (not good enough) You know, when I go in, it's lights out (It's lights out) I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud (was too loud) Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth Some went away Why'd you had to go and ruin my day? You're the reason why I got my a— kicked But you're the only way to drown my sadness This is my love, hate letter out to alcohol You're the reason why I got my a— kicked I was laid out flat like a centerfold Jakey and his partner drove me home Lookin' in the mirror, something's wrong Let me get my dentist on the phone (on the phone) Found my keys, then I went back out Someone asked me how it all went down I remember like it's yesterday (like it's yesterday) I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot Fell right out my f— chair, swingin' for his eye Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side I thought I died Why'd you have to go and ruin my night? You're the reason why I got my a— kicked But you're the only way to drown my sadness This is my love, hate letter out to alcohol You're the reason why I got my a— kicked