Puttin' On The Ritz (från "Fartblinda")

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you go where fashion sits?

Puttin' on the Ritz

Different types of wear a daycoat

Pants with stripes and cutaway coat

Perfect fits

Puttin' on the Ritz

Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper

Super-duper!

Come, let's mix where Rockefellers

Walk with sticks or umbrellas

In their mitts

Puttin' on the Ritz

That's where each and every Lulu Belle goes

Every Thursday evening with her swell beaus

Rubbin' elbows

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you go where fashion sits?

Puttin' on the Ritz

Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper

Super-duper!

Come, let's mix where Rockefellers

Walk with sticks or umbrellas

In their mitts

Puttin' on the Ritz

Puttin' on the Ritz

Puttin' on the Ritz

Puttin' on the Ritz