Holy Smokes (2021 Version)

I saw Jesus on the corner Talking to some kids Leaning on a light post Rolling up a spliff He said, "child, come and try this" As he pointed right at me Handed me a joint Said this might help you believe Oh, I thought that I knew Mary The mother of the Babe But the Saviour learned his lessons From wise old Mary Jane All those miracles he did All those parables he told Were inspired by the ganja that he regularly rolled The night I smoked with Jesus, I saw heaven way up close I saw grandma in her nighty faded with the Holy Ghost I saw David and Goliath And man were they both stoned I saw all of the apostles in a cloud of righteous smoke I said, "hey, is this what you meant by saved? To get so high, it's spiritual You just kinda float away" I said, "hey, will I see you when I die?" He said, "If you keep on puffing Then, it all turns out alright" I heard Jesus on the corner Talking to some cops Only doobie lovin' Jesus gets the law enforcement crossed If you travel down to Venice And you're cruisin' right along I guarantee you'll see him The Saviour and his bong And on Sunday he is preachin' A blunt's good for the soul THC for all, for there is freedom in the bowl If you need white-robed Jesus He's somewhere in LA Growin' marijuana And burnin' 'til he's blazed The night I smoked with Jesus, I saw heaven way up close I saw grandma in her nighty faded with the Holy Ghost I saw David and Goliath And man were they both stoned I saw all of the apostles in a cloud of righteous smoke I said, "Hey, is this what you meant by saved? To get so high, it's spiritual, you just kinda float away" I said, "Hey, will I see you when I die?" He said, "If you keep on puffing Then, it all turns out alright" So, I'll just keep on puffin' Hope it all turns out alright