Bridle On a Bull

Don't put a bridle on a bull He'll never do what you want him to Don't put a bridle on a bull He'll just take you for a fool And if you take him by his horns That bull will run right over you That ol' mule don't wanna plow Talk to him with a two-by-four And if he still don't wanna plow Talk to him just a little bit more And if he just don't wanna listen Haul him off to the dog food store Don't put a bridle on a bull He'll never do what you want him to Put a bridle on a bull Ain't no tellin' what the bull will do And if you take him by his horns He's gonna try to run you through Got a high toned woman Keep your one eye on the door Got a high toned woman Make you wonder what your suitcase is for She gonna worry about where you goin' Then she don't need the house no more Put a bridle on a bull He'll never do what you want him to Don't put a bridle on a bull He'll just take you for a fool Put a ring in his nose That bull'll follow you Put a ring in his nose And that big bad bull will follow you