I've Paid My Money

I've paid my money and I like how I want

Don't tell me stories just sing me songs

And while you're at it, add on that note

Make sure you sing me one that I know

'Cause no one cares about your problems

And no songs about your band

And no one about religion

And that be the better man

See I may have paid my money to come and see your gig

But I'm not here for the music

I'm just here to get pissed

I'm just here to get pissed

I paid my money and I'll do what I like

You're just here to entertain us, not have a good time

Just play something we can dance to, maybe something from the past

We're not here to stroke your ego, we're just here for a laugh

And if I don't like what you're playing, don't worry I'll let you know

And have the loudest conversation in the front fucking row

And then I shall request to you at the top of my voice

'Cause you're a human fucking jukebox

And you will play my choice

You will play my choice

Well thank you for your feedback, it was good of you to come

It blows my mind each time they let me play to anyone

And I'm sorry that you haven't had the best night of your life

'Cause honestly I aim to please, not get in a fight

You're right it's not about my ego

It's about the person next to you

'Cause they might be trying to listen

And they paid their money too

And when all else is said and done

It all comes down to this

Have some respect for those around you

And try not to be a dick

Try not to be a dick

Try not to be a dick