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Bad Daddy Jokes
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Singer/Songwriter
Bad Daddy Jokes was released on May 9, 2022 by Fried Bologna as a part of the album How'd I Get Up Here?
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Release DateMay 9, 2022
LabelFried Bologna
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM101

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brandon Harig
Brandon Harig
Songwriter

Lyrics

Little baby you were born last night
In the middle of your mom picking a fight
I punched her in the stomach like Thor
And you just slid to the floor
Premature
Little baby your mom and I are good
We made up the way a couple really should
And we'll do a good job raising you
To do chores in a year or two
Little baby you'll clean the whole house
If you're still crawling you'll pick crumbs under the couch
But don't you dare think about eating them
Or we'll give you to Uncle Jim
Little baby of course you need fed
We'll also make you a bed in daddy's old shed
Gain the strength to work for us without pay
Eat PBJ when we say
Little baby one day you'll grow old
But respect means you still do what you're told
We're not of this word is the way we believe
Just like Christians say, but different breed
Little baby there's a lot more to come
But the rest is a surprise
We cannot tell you the entire truth
But you can see it in our eyes
Hey little baby, we love you
Sweet dreams
Daddy's got a little solo to do
Written by: Brandon Harig
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