Her and Her Friend

I think it's funny how you could find yourself alone With someone else in an ideal situation Without a shred of good intentions between ya Much less a decent explanation I couldn't tell you why she summoned me Sometimes you get lucky They think that you were someone else I can't remember what she said Was she trying to tell me something or talking to herself? Go upstairs, don't close the door Why don't you give her what she's asking for? Spill the drink onto the bed That's just between her and her friend But it made it hard to sleep 'til her head felt even worse And I hope that she felt miserable when it was time to go to work Her and her friend just did it as revenge So, any excess pain you feel isn't any consequence But don't feel bad 'cause you didn't stand a chance You can make it a hasty exit, that's how they handle it in France Little consolation, even if you always knew it So any nasty things I say are purely therapeutic Go upstairs, don't close the door Why don't you give her what she's asking for? Spill the drink onto the bed That's just between her and her friend Close the door, leave on the light And kiss her for a little while The liquor soaked into the sheets She said, "It's getting late, you'd better leave" I'm not budging until you tell me why Please, go Not until you can look me straight in the eye and tell me you want me to Go away and never come back again Go-Go-Go away, please, go away Go-Go away, please, go-go-go-go away Go away, go away, please