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Pledge Drive
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Pledge Drive was released on August 2, 2022 by Cheekface as a part of the album Too Much to Ask
ReleasedAugust 2, 2022
LabelCheekface
LanguageEnglish
BPM130
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I am living in an extra large box
It's a nice big house with a TV/VCR
Where rats are eating all my earthly possessions
I called the pledge drive, I got the suicide hotline
[Verse 2]
Life's little moments in an extra large box
Courting controversy in an esoteric field
Why don't the police ever obey the law?
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
[Verse 3]
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (But not that hydrated)
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
[Verse 4]
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
[Verse 5]
I am a supergrain, I'm native to Peru
I thrive in the elevations of the Andes mountain range
I am arguably ruining the environment and the local economy
And you can substitute me for bulgur wheat
[Verse 6]
This mob of teens with sponges is ready to wash your car
I'm standing in the Wendy's drive-thru screaming, "FUCK ALL THE TRANSPHOBES"
I feel nothing and I'm 14-inches tall
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
[Verse 7]
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (But not that hydrated)
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
[Verse 8]
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
Written by: Amanda Tannen, Gregory Katz, Mark Edwards

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