Featured Singer

I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song A song that is a paean to human potential And when they put on my song, DJs all around the world will say "Come on, let me feel your energy" I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song The one they play at parties on fraternity row The one that uplifts your spirit and bothers your roommate And throbs, throbs, throbs through the walls of the warehouse I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song Wedding DJs will cringe when it is requested Spin Magazine, The Needle Drop, and Reader's Digest won't even review it But kids will choreograph elaborate dances to my voice on TikTok Aah aah, aah aah Aah aah, aah Aah aah, aah aah Aah aah, aah I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song No one will march to it in the streets looking for a brighter day But ukelele covers of it will crowd your YouTube suggestions And Art Laboe will send it out with a dedication to a dog named Snuggles I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song It's the role I was born to play: completely faceless, but for a few months I will be everywhere Uplifting your spirit, bothering your roommate I will throb, throb, throb through the walls of the warehouse Now turn on your phone light and wave it around Now turn on your phone light and wave it around Turn on your phone light and wave it around No problem, you can Venmo me back later for the ketamine, Diane, did you know this stuff was made for horses? Aah aah, aah aah Aah aah, aah Aah aah, aah aah Aah aah, aah (Everybody now!) I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song I wanna be the featured singer on an EDM song Come on, let me feel your energy