Married

I want the date, I want the cake, I want the flowers I want the ring, I want the fancy bridal shower The meant to be, I want the dream come true I want the bells in that white church ringin' My sister's speech after too much drinkin' Something borrowed, something blue Tin cans tied to the back of a Buick One of these days I just might do it I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married I won't settle for any Tom, Dick or Harry I wanna pop champagne, I want a dress in white Change my name for just one night I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married I love my dog, I love my friends, I love my freedom Nobody hoggin' all the covers when I'm sleepin' I'm content all alone at a table for two Yeah there's a five in ten chance some seven years later He's wearin' my dress or sleepin' with the neighbour And I'm stuck with his name in a bad heart-shaped tattoo I'll take the money, honey, and the honeymoon The whole damn thing except "I do" I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married I won't settle for any Tom, Dick or Harry I wanna pop champagne, I want a dress in white Change my name for just one night I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married I wanna pop champagne, I want a dress in white Change my name for just one night I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married I wanna go to heaven, but I don't wanna get buried I want the wedding, but I don't wanna be married, no