On a Bus

I had an abortion which blossomed last night And meantime you all were getting drunk This city is a bummer and I don't feel that well Are you down to come dying in my bed Come on die I think I'm a loner, should I say it's a bug Of my endocrine cells producing that drug That makes me so nervous almost everytime Then I'm secretly covered with slime In my pants I first met you on a bus And I have always loved you from day one I first met you on a bus And I'll always love you like day one Things are getting worse, why don't we move to Japan? Only me and you in a tiny van Is there any chance that we can get old together? Let me be your best friend forever Five years is a lifetime but girl please hold on It's a promise, and I'll keep it, come on I keep on trying but every effort's in vain And you leave me all alone in the rain With my chains I first met you on a bus And I have always loved you from day one I first met you on a bus And I'll always love you like day one I'm floating down here and I'm asking for help Oh my dear, I've become a kelp