EP. 2: Friends

I wish coffee made your teeth whiter I wish porn was good for your brain I wish artists didn't need money I wish billionaires were less vain I wish cheese were not so expensive I wish doing taxes was fun I wish one-night stands were romantic I wish guys could cum more than once I wish ice-cream made you more healthy I wish weed was good for your heart I wish exercise were less sweaty I wish drinks were cheaper in bars I wish we could all be less racist And I wish the Bible made sense I wish phones were not so addictive And I wish we coulda stayed friends When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again All the time we put in All the things that we've been I wish I had known what I wanted I wish you had never got mean I wish we had started off honest I wish I had made you feel seen I wish you were less narcissistic I wish I had known how to help Wish you coulda seen what I loved in you Instead of hating yourself I wish I had met you when covid Wasn't fucking up our whole lives I wish both of us were less lonely From our months of staying inside I wish I were more understanding I wish you were way less intense Maybe then you could still stand me 'Cause I wish we coulda stayed friends When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again All the time we put in All the things that we've been And it isn't all your fault But some of it is And some of it's mine And some of it's just Bad timing and shitty circumstances I wish Amazon were less evil I wish climate change were a hoax Wish I didn't have to be sad as fuck To write my funniest jokes I wish you would someday forgive me I swear I was trying my best And I know it wasn't an option But I wish we coulda stayed friends When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again All the time we put in All the things that we've been I just wish we coulda stayed friends When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again All the time we put in All the things that we've been I just wish we coulda stayed Just wish we coulda stayed