Got Any Change?

And now for our national anthem Into the gilded lobby of the Plaza Hotel she came The bell captain gasped her name When he offered her a smoke Garbo spoke She said, "Got any change?" (What can you give her?) "Any spare change?" (What can you give her?) "How 'bout a five?" (What can you give her?) "I'll pay you back" (What can you give her?) I couldn't move, breathe, look around Drawn to her Grand Design Then Garbo's gaze met mine Her radiance made me weep She brushed my cheek And said, "Got any change?" (What can you give her?) "Any spare change?" (What can you give her?) "How 'bout a twenty?" (What can you give her?) "I'll pay you back" (What can you give her?) With that form you love And that face so weary and wise And that look of faint amusement Still swimming in her eyes She said, "This dump used to have some class" I said, "I wouldn't know, I'm too young But hey, it's okay to be broke once in a while When you haven't had a job since 1941" Out of the gilded lobby of the Plaza Hotel she passed With my wallet in her legendary grasp As her shadow filled the hall I thought I heard her call "Anybody got any change?" (What can you give her?) "Any spare change?" (What can you give her?) "Write me a check" (What can you give her?) "I'll pay you back" (What can you give her?) She said, "Got any change?" (What can you give her?) "Any spare change?" (What can you give her?) "I'll pay you back" (What can you give her?) "When I give blood" (What can you give her?)