Up the Toon

(Up the toon, yeah!) I'm a Suffolk boy Going up the north Gonna see some sights From the Tyne to Gosforth Grab a pint Have a walk with my takeaway cups Is this bar dog friendly? Wanna pet me some pups! Up the toon Up the toon Tell everybody we're going up the toon Up the toon Up the toon Tell everybody we're going up the toon It's pop punk to hate on your home town And Newcastle's better than my home town No 24 hour Greggs in my home town I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon It's been a weekend and I've been on a bender Get 5 pints in me Pretend I'm Sam Fender Get off the metro That's less than two meters (That sounded shit) Well I'm not Geordie I can't say it like he does I'm well aware I'm not from there But I had bloody good weekend And when I'm famous I'll be doing UK tours and start comparing Birmingham to Edinburgh Norwich down to Exeter And if they're half as good as Newcastle I won't return to sender Up the toon Up the toon Tell everybody we're going up the toon Up the toon Up the toon Tell everybody we're going up the toon It's pop punk to hate on your home town And Newcastle's better than my home town No 24 hour Greggs in my home town I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon It's pop punk to hate on your home town And Newcastle's better than my home town No 24 hour Greggs in my home town I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon Up the toon Up the fucking town (Up the toon) Yeah, hahahaha, yeah (Up the toon) I love this city It's better than my own The people are nice Greggs are open all night I don't wanna go home Up the toon Up the toon Up the toon Up the toon Up The Toon!