I Wanna Rock U Hard This Xmas

While the jingle bells are jinglin' And the snow begins to fall And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies Just across the hall I'm freaking 'bout what to get you Then it suddenly occurs to me The best Christmas present Is to rock your body Underneath the fuckin' tree I wanna rock you hard This Christmas I wanna fill your stocking with my Candy cane of joy We'll have a very merry Motherfuckin' Christmas I'll drive the love train Down Santa Claus lane I'm your little drummer boy While the eggnog is all noggy And the fireplace all a-glow While our bodies are heatin' up In yuletide places down below I hope you like my present It was way too big to wrap I'm gonna get naughty All over your body Come sit on Santa's lap I wanna rock you hard This Christmas I wanna fill your stocking With my candy cane of joy We'll have a very merry Motherfuckin' Christmas We'll drive the love train Down Santa Claus lane I'm your little drummer boy We'll be slushin' like snow angels 'Til the morning We won't hear the reindeer Hoofin' up above We won't hear Santa Coming down the chimney We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love But we'll hear him exclaim As he rides out of sight He'll fuckin' say: "Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas (yeah) I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas..." And the world will start rejoicing And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum) And the lords a-leaping Give the ladies in waiting Their five-ass golden rings And the seven pipers are piping The eight maids milking in the snow And I'll be happy When I'm gettin' unwrappied By my Christmas ho, ho, ho (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) Have a very merry Motherfuckin' Christmas Peace on earth, we are the world And frickin' kumbaya Have a very merry Motherfuckin' Christmas Deck the halls With your Christmas balls Fa-la-la-la-la la La-la-la