I am Chef Saltbaker
I have been a naughty crook
The recipe was in my book
The recipe was overcooked
I should not have let all of that power go to my head
Now I'll bake for good
Now I'll bake my bread
I have learned my lesson
I have learned my lesson well
It's better to bake in Heaven
Than learn to cook in Hell
I'm still the best tart maker
Best tart maker in the land
My baking will bring cheer to my new friends
Whom I hold dear
