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Rap 101

Hip-Hop/Rap

Rap 101 was released on August 6, 2022 by 2351382 Records DK2 as a part of the album Bellicose

Song Details

Release DateAugust 6, 2022

Label2351382 Records DK2

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM137

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Pat Aslanidis

Songwriter

Lyrics

Picked this game to stab my fork

I pitch my raps to those who wish to pass the torch I lit

Been the same don't ask me for a thing

The fact is I don't think I have no more to give

Quickly pen to pad to form a hit

For fans at home who getting spastic for the kid

Prick you make me mad

Before I get the bag I won't forget the trash belong in bin

Crusty mister crab you must be mad

You're wasting all your paddies writing trash

You lost me halfway through the track we all see

Lack of passion's proving rather costly

Before I dismiss the class I ought to teach you slackers

Little something this and that but firstly

Take a little pause to hear the claps

And make a little noise to greet the champ (Yeah)

Rap 101 never mu-mu-mumble like an illiterate bum be classy

Don't do it if you're not having fun

And not every second line has to be about a gun

Proof read your verses and don't write it down if it ain't facts

Go and scribble it out

And last but not least stop repeating the same syllable

This ain't a trap beat, we done

Okay good morning students

Please take out your textbooks and turn to page 45

Today we will be discussing cadence, flow and delivery

Now can anybody tell me what makes a good rapper show of hands

Okay let me set the tone

I'ma pitch you advice so you better take notes when you're on the mic

You don't wanna be flat as a minor see sharpen your chords let's try it

Take a deep breath

As the beat gets nigher breathe fire

And you feel inspired use that energy to prove you can fly

Innovative mind energetic mouth

I don't mean to pry but now I think I figured out why you

Keep repeating the same flows and lines

It's almost like you're stuck in detention forced to write 140 times

I will not rely on drugs to rhyme

I will try to use some different words and

I will not keep blabbing about my 9 (Let's go)

Yeah, Rap 101 never stu-stutter like an illiterate bum be classy

Don't do it if you're not having fun

And not every second line has to be monotone

Proof read your versus and don't write it down if it ain't facts

Go and scribble it out

And last but not least stop repeating the same syllable

This ain't a trap beat, we done

I don't know what you're thinking you cannot beat me

Nobody wanna hear your lines and monkey bars

I am the king of this playground and I'm kicking you off

And I don't care if you go down swinging

Um sir can you go a bit slower (Ugh)

There's a giant difference between me and my competitors

Call it high distinction

Cause what I'm achieving is something y'all ain't reaching

To hell with beefing I might as well teach it

Hop on a three minute track and blab like miss Austin in English

So if I'ma go in like the bell rung then I might as well teach you a lesson

Rule one you don't gotta use crime in every song to prove you're fine under tension

Second rule is not to mess with a Bloopy cause he'll leave you drooling on the canvas

And for rule three only time you're winning is when you're snoozing

So say hello to Peter Alexander

Yeah, Rap 101 don't brag and beat your own drum if your bars are lacking

Oh I'm having fun though man every second line is a double entendre

If you need proof check the album this food for my belly cause I'm starving

And for Pete sake stop repeating the same syllable this ain't a trap beat, you got it

Written by: Pat Aslanidis

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