If I Were a Zombie

Our love story could be kind of gory, far from boring We'd meet at a post-apocalypse Yeah, I'd be slowly walking in a group stalking you You'd be the only man alive that I could not resist I tread through all this rubble and dirt Wondering if I'm the last man on earth Even though the whole fucking world is cursed I've been thinking of you and ways we might work Tryna find a cure, I've been doing research On how these effects might get reversed Now maybe that is wishful thinking But I swear my spider-sense is tingling She's a freak and she's so bloodthirsty All I can say is Lord have mercy... If you were a zombie there'd be no lovebites Cus in 10 minutes I know what I'd look like Yeah, it's the god damn apocalypse Every city is a fallen metropolis Unfortunately, there's no rocket ships It's inevitable, there's no stopping this If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart I'd just want your heart, yeah Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart I'd just want your heart, 'cause I want you If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain Even though I know how good you'd taste I would get addicted just like cocaine I would drain every drop of blood from your veins So fuck that, I can't be getting infected I'm covered in guts so I won't be detected Looking for a cure so that we can inject it And one day, finally be reconnected! Until then I'm just trying to survive Taking off heads with an old samurai Dismemberment from the left to right I'm making blood rain down from the sky Surrounded by red mist and rotten flesh I double tap every time I stop and check It's necessary to be cautious Protecting my heart from the darkest forces! If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart I'd just want your heart, yeah Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart I'd just want your heart, 'cause I want you You'd be hiding in a second floor apartment Knocking all the stairs down To save your life from the undead Double barrel shotgun taking out the slow ones Then you'd see the passion burning in my eye And I'd keep my head... If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart I'd just want your heart, yeah Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart I'd just want your heart, 'cause I want you