Yakko's Big Idea

You see You see Not long ago, we didn't know If we were all alone, was there a dearth of other earths In the habitable zone? Then the Kepler Telescope found new hope In the Milky Way So why not try the cosmic sky for your next holiday? In fact there's one that's super fun Just a few light years away Where one full year will disappear in four-point-two Earth days So if there's only one place You've got space and time to see Then be astounded by the first we found, it's planet Pegasi 51-B! But... Before you go, you ought to know, it's kind of tough to get around Because the planet's really gassy- there's no land or solid ground Clouds of methane meet sulfuric rain, and when those are combined The air that you'll be breathing There will smell like gas of another kind Gas, no good? Alright, gas isn't everyone's cup of tea. That's fine. But what about one with aliens? Lady and gentle-boy, I give you Kepler-186F! Okay, I jest, I kinda guessed whether E.T.s are alive But this hip spot has got the lot for aliens to live and thrive If there's water here, It's crystal clear and not too hot or cold And it may contain amazing veins of pure and flawless gold! But... Its sun is dying And amplifying all the harmful cosmic rays And the planet's visage is forever barraged With all these brutal gamma waves If any E.T.s were alive, none would survive the radiation So it'd be astute to pack a hazmat suit For this hot new destination Okay, so the radiation's also a deal breaker, is it? Okay, well, it's good to know. Hmm... alright, I got it! And at lucky last, you can't look past this Place that shouldn't be missed It's always sunny, there's magic puppies and homework doesn't exist The sailing's dandy, the ocean's candy You can fly a broom But do not fear Because the atmosphere Will smell like sweet perfume And astronomers claim that Video games have been built into every crater Why not play Asteroids all day And order pizza from an alien waiter? Or try a shopping spree 'Cause everything is free And bedtime's not till eleven WB-1, the home of fun Welcome to cosmic heaven!