Dingle Jumper

(E-E-Energy made this one)

Goofy ahh Uncle Productions

Move a bitch to the side like she doing the shuffle

Shoot at your whole muhfuckin' gang, Team Rumble

I just gotta really let that bitch be, no bumble

Told that hoe to give me the cookie, no crumble

Call that **** a trampoline the way we jump him

Shoot a **** in his muhfuckin' feet, yeah, I punked him

If he keep on talkin' shit to me, I'ma punch him

I'm finna spread her cheeks like a disease, then I hump them

Like a school shooter, I'ma teach yo' ass a fucking lesson

Those ain't school supplies, ****, those some muthafuckin' weapons

Bring a **** out his socks, yeah, I'm finna get arrested

I'm not no muhfuckin' student, so stop testing

Yeah, I just threw a muthafuckin' kid out my car, bitch

All this gas that I'm blowin', yeah, it smells like I farted

Yeah, this ain't the end, lil' ****, I just started

I'm finna steal my grandma's car, then park it

That **** so silly, he a goofy goofy goober

Yeah, you keep on laughing, I'ma pull up on you in the Uber

Yeah, I'm finna steal yo' muhfuckin' bitch then I'ma lube her

I just fucked a mother's face up, call her Freddy Krueger

He askin' where his bitch at, I just ran through her

She said she wanna make a video, like YouTubers

That lil' hoe do not wanna fuck with you, you a loser

But if the hoe come and fuck with me, then I'ma shoot her

I got your bitch giggling like (rurh-he-he-hehe)

She wanna come and fuck, so just get up on yo' knees

I'm finna plant my dick in yo' bitch like a tree

That bitch pussy smell, ****, I'ma get Febreeze

Back, back, back, back it up, lil' bitch

Aye, pull up like yo' shooter scoring, ballin' for the knicks

**** think we singed to Roddy, all my nggas rich

Aiming at that **** feet, he jumpin' like this

Had to ask him was he bout it, Ben said (no)

If that **** ever try me, I'ma tag his toe

Ain't no Lil Jon, shawty getting low, low, low

Had my **** Ben laughin' like (Ho-ho-hoh)

Got that **** laughin' like "LOL XD"

Got a thick Karen Cougar, and she so sexy

Yeah, my Glock is bigger too, don't test me

I heard he was a-, please don't press me

Don't you ever try me, ****, my choppa go blocka

I'll Chris Rock the bitch, smack the rings out her

Chillin' up in Houston with a Karen and we drinkin' vodka

Shawty really think y'all **** care, is my name Obama?

She wanna eat my dick, she a Call Of Duty zombie with it

Kamehameha, like Goku, I surpass my limits

I told that **** stand still, wow, he trippin'

I pull up on his block shootin', Scottie Pippen

Had to catch him lackin', I'ma aim it at his dreadlocks

Ain't no Fortnite but that **** caught a headshot

Ain't no Lil Wayne but this choppa'll make yo' bed rock

Had to catch him slipping, hit 'em in his head, stop