3 Tequila Floor

In a little cantina in Cabo Wabo I poured a shot of mezcal in a glass Started talkin' to the worm at the bottom of the bottle We cried, and we laughed 'Bout then, I started losin' all feeling For every shot I had, I must've had one more Next thing I know, I was staring at the ceiling One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Well, it got a little wild at the bachelorette party Little Katy Sheppard weighed a buck-o-five She went from quiet and shy to wantin' to fight everybody White dress, black eye Teardrops fallin', makeup running Like Tammy Faye Bakker prayin' to the Lord Started out fun, but now she's done One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor For a good time-oh Add some salt and lime-oh Makes you feel so fine-oh You'll keep wanting more A few shots of agave Makes your knees get wobbly Then it wrecks your body One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Tommy turned 21 like a rock star buyin' Cuervo Gold round after round Thought he was bullet-proof til the shots started flyin' Bottoms up, man down Lyin' on the bar room floor, head spinnin' Down for the count, lookin' for the door Last thing he said, all blurry-eyed and grinnin' Was one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor For a good time-oh Add some salt and lime-oh Makes you feel so fine-oh You'll keep wanting more A few shots of agave Makes your knees get wobbly Then it wrecks your body One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor A spaceship crashed in the Roswell Desert Little green man stumbled into a bar Tried to blend in with all the other fellers So good, so far A few drinks in he was having fun 'Til some military men walked through the door They dragged him off to Area 51 Singin' one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor For a good time-oh Add some salt and lime-oh Makes you feel so fine-oh You'll keep wanting more A few shots of agave Makes your knees get wobbly Then it wrecks your body One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor