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Bus Driver
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Bus Driver was released on August 6, 2022 by Radcliffe Camera as a part of the album Bus Driver - Single
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Release DateAugust 6, 2022
LabelRadcliffe Camera
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Radcliffe Camera
Radcliffe Camera
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Alfie Adams
Alfie Adams
Composer

Lyrics

I get on a bus, expecting a journey smooth and calm
Except there I am, greeted by someone who looks half asleep
Someone who'd much rather be in their overpriced one bed flat
Eating ten tons on junk food
Anyways, this guy asks me where i want to go, I say
"Cramlington return please"
He says, "Return or single"
I repeat "Return please"
Which is the point where i make my grave, grave mistake
Of putting my card down to pay too early
He sees this as some sort of personal attack and retorts
"Why have you payed before I've even selected anything!"
I proceed to cower in fear of the lonely little man
Shouting at me for making a genuine mistake
Anyway, I just say sorry and skulk off feeling defeated
By this idiot of the road who to be honest
Looked like a weak seal ran over by a lorry in the rain
BUS DRIVERRRR!!
BUS DRIVERRRR!!
Anyway
Later that same day
Another bus driver seemed to despise me
This time out of anger not sleep deprivation
Just generally seeming to hate my guts
It was extremely obvious he had anger issues
Beeping at cars in the road for no reason at all
Being short and angry at his passengers
And then shouting at a pigeon in the road
I was tempted to leave a bad review
But then I realised
HANG ON
I actually have a life
So i did not
I also realised, it would come with all sorts of hassle,
I cant really be bothered with
Bus drivers are everywhere
They're not here
They're not there
They're everywhere
They're behind you
Underneath you
Above you
They're everywhere!
They hung in the sewers originally
Then they came out
And then they just there
*POOF*
Bus drivers everywhere
That's how they get them
That's why they're all idiots
You know what i mean
That's why they're all thereeeeeeee *ARGHHH*
"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WOT 'APPENED TODAY, YKWADAMINNNN"
Written by: Alfie Adams
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