Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful?

Hi! Nice to see ya C'mon in, c'mon in Sorry, the place is a mess Need an ashtray? Drink some coffee, some coffee I know you've been upset, what I mean is Maybe part of your problem is simply you were teased I know what you'd like But the good stuff promised is hard fought and not for free Get tough! Don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster? If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories Go out jumpin' with your dumplin', your dumplin' Go wheelin' with your pet Never worry even a bit, just a bit If they're any good ones left, use your credit At the boy bank The boy bank of those you've bounced, you've broke Spit out the F-word, like a shotgun A shot gun, if they can't take a joke Get tough! Don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster? If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories Starting to see what I mean? Nice things Nice things Oh, oh, oh, so many nice things As your biggest fan, I want you to have them Nice things Nice things Oh, oh, oh, so many nice things Don't mean nothing, if they're dumping Things that sting on you Don't take that, honey Don't work your buns off, for a fool, for a fool Who can barely tie his shoes Don't answer phone calls, that old boyfriend, old boyfriend Who'd love to see you lose You don't need that When your girlfriend, your girlfriend, falls for all those creeps Can you tell her? Take the cure, take the cure Love is obsolete? (Maybe) Get tough! Don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster? If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories Starting to see what I mean? Sure, stop by anytime Will yesterday be better? I think you'll do just fine