Hypocrite

Oh, hello I am so glad that you're here (good evening) My name is Moses And I am a Christian I hope that you find me sincere (God Bless) I love to read to the children And be a role model to them and my peers And I don't like touching I'm abstinent I find premarital sex very weird (Nigga you lyin') Maybe I don't give a fuck I hope you have a stroke And end up on a monitor (bitch) My mama got some pills in the cabinet I'm 'bout to grab a baggie and get half of 'em To sell 'em to an officer (cap) Tryna watch my evеry move But I'm too far ahead for you niggas You gon' have to go and cop you somе binoculars (facts) I can see through you paper thin ass niggas If they trippin' I won't hesitate to rip 'em out and wad 'em up Ahem Fuck you with a cactus On a mattress Made out of candy canes Sharpened on the glass tip While an actress Ear fucks you with a magnet Just to fuck what you niggas heard While attractin' (All that bad shit) No lube, use the acid And I hope the paramedics get stuck in traffic Tryna come and save you from this madness The point is fuck you Life's a dick That motha fucka never flaccid Sorry I don't really know what came over me But I feel so much better now I was checkin' the weather Was hoping for sunshine But I guess it's gon' be wet for now And I hate to bother you Would you mind helping me Moving my bed around? Thank you Yeah, right there Now shut the fuck up, bitch You better not make a sound! Move yo' ass to the basement Watch you struggle on the pavement While I choke you with an anklet No use in fightin' my insane grip Shut the fuck up and suffocate, bitch And when yo' family files A missing persons statement With the cops I won't say shit To the agent Matter fact I'ma show 'em messages That I may have sent to myself From you sayin' you're on vacation On beach with a blanket Half naked I don't know what you all take me for There's no Plan B for me like a pregnant whore Bitch, you an ant I'm a Megazord That's not a metaphor I'ma be stompin' you niggas down Lower than my cousins credit score Then I will post the pictures on a Reddit forum I hope you're ready for this Armageddon war (We about to take a field trip) Oh, hello officer Well, the last time I talked to him He said he was going on vacation (We about to take a field trip, nigga!) No, here-here are the text messages right here Oh, oh Well, maybe you can come in And I'll help answer some of your questions I'll be sure to help