Welcome home we've been waiting for you
Behind door one: a stable job with prestige
You'll have lead authorship on several different publications
And garner many accolades and forms of affirmation
You'll have a friend with a friendly dog
You'll be a friendly neighbor and give high fives
You're in the perfect world
You're in the perfect world
You're in the perfect world and doing ok
Behind the second curtain a life of poetry
There ain't no bread unless you bake it yourself
When others look at you they'll wish that they could see themselves
You'll go to sleep knowing you have made a contribution
To the world
You're in the perfect world
You're in the perfect world
You're in the perfect world and doing ok
Behind door three well that you cannot see
