I Love to Walk

Mornin', Homer

Looking good

Yeah, walking's made a new man outta ya

It sure has

You see this bulge back here

Now it actually is a fanny pack

No, wait, it's still my ass

But your point is well taken

You see

I like to walk down the avenue

Bust a move with Disco Stu

You shake me from my booty to my fro

Yes, I strut down the boulevard

Burning off my excess lard

I rarely feel the need to utter "D'oh"

Top of the morning, ladies

Bite us

I can walk from Springfield to Alaska

Then hobnob with the stars in Malibu

Hi Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi

The guy who got fed into the wood-chipper in Fargo

And when I hear

You can't walk to Turkmenistan

I say of course I can

Screw you

Hey, would you guys like tickets

To the Independent Film Awards

Would we

Oh, I love to perambulate

It's standing still I really hate

So let me please re-iterate

I love to...D'oh!

Oh, my feet are inside me