I bought a rescued dog and I called it Misery

And its a happy life if it ends in tragedy

And if you want a ride I can't take you too far

I was thrown out of the band cos they said I never gave enough

(Oh boy don't give up playing that guitar)

Please don't walk away before I get to tell you why

I love you in every way but now its time to say goodbye

Face down at the disco and the rest is all history

And on the phone to grandma cos she gives me all her sympathy

(I was young and foolish what a time that was)

And memories they die if you never ask her while she's home

And there's nothing on your mind till you realise you're wide awake at night reliving every...