I have a knack for awkward silences
Late-night drunk text messages
I'm great at playing dumb
She doesn't care much for my politics
For sentimental atheists
Who disagree for fun
We're off to an awful start
Proudly showing off our purple hearts
Comparing battle scars and
Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve
Who hurt who worse anyway?
She had a thing for West Point graduates
Thank God she grew out of it
But wasn't it a thrill?
She says lately she feels bored with guys
I laugh, she just rolls her eyes
And gestures for the bill
We're off to an awful start
Proudly showing off our purple hearts
Comparing battle scars and
Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve
Who hurt who worse anyway?
Anyway
Anyway, anyway
Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve
Who hurt who worse anyway?
Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rolling up our shirtsleeve
Who hurt who worse anyway?
We're off to an awful start
Proudly showing off our purple hearts
But maybe this time it won't leave a mark
Always showing off our purple hearts
