Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No! This is Patrick

I'm not a Krusty Krab

Don't pick up the phone

Nobody is home

My name is Patrick, P-A-T

Key to the city, I'm real busy

R-I-C, spicy like chili

K stands for king, and my queen is Mindy

My head is a cone (yuh, yuh)

My crib is a dome (yuh, yuh)

S-T-A, got a lot on my plate (full)

I'm feeling overweight, call Sandy to get me in shape (shape)

But SpongeBob's granny is baking a cake (cake)

Can't let it go to waste, gotta give it a taste (taste)

The R stands for rank, I'm top of the food chain

In the game, I repeat, what's my name? (What is it?)

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick

Go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick

Go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick (my brain hurts from thinking too much, I think I'ma take me a nap)

Sike, it's a trap

Hit you with a rap that will put me on the map and make you run some laps

All 'cause you called cap, so I had to hit back with an attack, that'll put you back on track

I'm spitting these facts like it's a class, more expensive than the gas

I'm chasing this cash like a mouse and a cat

As I'm waiting for my plaque, 'cause they thought it was wack

'Til I pull up on their grass looking scary like Shaq

In a Jason hockey mask while I'm holding up an axe

And I came to impact this track with a Thanos snap

I was just wondering, is this the Krusty Krab? (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, woo)

This is Patrick

I was just wondering, is this the Krusty Krab? (Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, eee, yeah, oh, yeah, oh)

I am not a Krusty Krab (go Patrick, go Patrick)

Go Patrick (go Patrick), go Patrick (go Patrick)

Go Patrick (go Patrick), go Patrick (go Patrick)

Go Patrick (go Patrick). go Patrick

Jellyfishing all day (hours, boy)

I'm the hunter, you the prey (prey)

At first, they was like, "Who is he?" (Who is he?)

But now I got the crowd screaming "Hooray" like a parade

Burn it down, need an ashtray

Got some gas and a match, ignite a flame

'Cause I got your favorite rapper on his tippy-toes like it's ballet

Can't complain that my brain is a little insane

I bet you main wants a mane who is really in his gains

I'm serving up the rock, I ain't talking 'bout Dwayne

And I need to maintain this reign that I'm pouring

'Cause the way that it's going, there will be no more remains

Let me explain that you got the brains of a lame

Who is always out of his lane, always making up stories like he's Mark Twaine

On a plane, tryna catch a dame who is not entertained

It's a little bit strange that my last name has more fame than Biden

I'm king of the seas, you can call me Poseidon

'Cause I brighten the sights, and I'm stronger than Mike Tyson with a titan (go Patrick)

In the field catching Jelly (Jelly)

Kicking this beat like Jet Li (Jet Li)

Two times two is three (it's three)

Pet babysit Gary in a tree

Unlock all the doors, I got major key

You can always catch me on a double-feature screen

I spend your whole check on a Walmart shopping spree

I don't know my ABCs, but I know I'm a G

And G's move in silence like-

Had to send a message to everyone out there that Patrick got Bars 4 Days, boy

Don't play with me