Participation Trophies

Yeah, I lost my keys three times this week If I'm late again, I'll get fired (ah) My car battery is dead Guess I'll go back to bed I got bills I didn't pay again Now my immediate action is required (ah) Credit score 315 (ah) I don't know what that even means Participation trophies They messed me up, now I'm that guy I'm barely staying alive Got all of these neuroses But people say that I'm a vibe So what's the problem if I suck at life? (I don't always suck that bad, do I?) Now 3 a.m., I'm playing words with friends I go to bed, but I'm way too wired (ahh) Start a new job tomorrow Oh, wait! It's already tomorrow Wash my sheets first time in six weeks Found my AirPods in the dryer (ahh) Something is wrong with me (ahh) Guess I'm just too Type B So overstimulated Now my attention span is shot And I don't know how to stop Routine is overrated I do what I want when I like So what's the problem if I suck at life? My mom tried to be my friend, I never learned discipline Got good at playing pretend, I swear that it's not my fault I wish that I could rewind, wish I had another try To finally raise myself right, I swear that it's not my fault Got all this wasted potential, mommy said I was special My crisis existential, no, it's not my fault Now I depend on these meds to calm the thoughts in my head This is as sane as I get, oh no, it's not my fault Why do I su- Why do I su- Why do I su- Why do I su- Why do I su- Why do I su- Participation trophies They messed me up now I'm that guy I'm barely staying alive (staying alive) Got all of these neuroses But people say that I'm a vibe So what's the problem if I suck at life? (Nah, I don't like my ending, it was too musical theory)