The Golden Age of Doubling Down

It's the golden age of doubling down Try and catch me now As if you'd know how If the olden days are coming back around You can count me out If there's any doubt So I'll offer you a moment of grace Just in case You misunderstood You wouldn't say that straight to my face Oh, you would? Well, of course you would! It's the golden age of doubling down Just watch me now As I take a bow If the olden days were half as good as the days we're in now You can count me out If there's any doubt In the golden age of doubling down We're in crazy town Run by circus clowns And if somebody suggests we take the temperature down Well, without a doubt They'll be ushered out You just speak the truth that needs to be told You're so bold You're a ten year old When the cruelty is the point, I can tell This is Hell This is Actual Hell I woke up early from a wonderful dream Refreshed and energized by what I had seen When the voice of God spoke It was totally woke The internet exploded in a puff of white smoke It's the golden age of doubling down And you're wondering how We could be here now In the olden days they got so good at pushing folks around That they're freaking out Acting so devout Though I thought there might be some disconnect I suspect I was incorrect And if you can't say anything nice My advice Is to say it twice Oh, oh, in the golden age of doubling down Though I don't know how We've survived 'til now Since the olden days are coming back around Let's go underground For an ultrasound You can tell me this is not who we are That's bizarre This is who we are When it feels like nothing's left to defend Or amend This must be the end This must be the end of something, I guess This must be the end of something, I guess