Shiny Object Syndrome

You got a glimpse of something That's catching your eye You want to buy this thing No good reason why SOS (S-O-S) You've got shiny object syndrome You spent a bunch of cash On crap you don't need You bought a hundred books That you're never gonna read SOS (S-O-S) You've got shiny object syndrome You're trying to get your life more organized But this cast iron skillet's got you hypnotized Bought a Peloton to improve your physique And now you're moving on to be a vegan for a week Bought a drum set and you practiced it daily 'Til you decided you wanted a ukulele Bought a journal to record what your mood is now Then threw it all away because you said you're Buddhist now SOS (S-O-S) You've got shiny object syndrome Everybody get up and wave your hands All the kids with the low attention spans Say it loud so everybody understands Why you spent a hundred bucks on gluten-free pants? Hop inside the Metaverse Take VR for a spin Buy some virtual land So you can flip it and win Be a crypto conquistador Clever and conniving Making coin like you're royalty Medievally thriving NFT's nuts Buy a monkey or cat So we can cash you outside How about that? The stuff that you have You can't enjoy 'Cause you're always on the hunt For that next new toy You think this'll spark some life inside Feel a rush, buckle up, get a dopamine high You're cruising now in a car that can drive for you Whatever it takes to not have to think things through Five, six, seven Monotony (Monotony) Shake up the monotony (Shake up the monotony) Break up the monotony (Break up the monotony) Of your life Buy a dream (Buy a dream) You deserve something (You deserve something) To break the monotony Of living your life You've got, you've got Shiny object syndrome