Avocado Toast

Another morning, another 8-buck breakfast sandwich #Sorrynotsorry I was and still am a special child My parents bought me place in the city This financial godsend hasn't tainted my virtues You better know I work hard every day And at my half-time job I sport a full-time attitude Give me a break when I need to complain I am invested in stopping climate change I weigh in where I can on my own My apartment is riddled with colorful tote bags I carry slogans everywhere I go But who am I to deny myself a city trip to Rome, Paris, London, or Bilbao Where's the harm in booking fourteen round-trip flights a year If you don't own a car? I want to help and save the world But I can't even help myself I want it all to change But preferably by someone else Give me a cheap phone And all the comforts of a mail order life I want my avocado toast And a healthy peace of mind All the boomers have destroyed my planet And my generation's here to carry that load I spend fortunes and fortunes on vintage trash So I can look as if I don't It's safe to say I'm a man of reason Everything is up for debate But if you question or refute my progressive beliefs I'll have to label and explain you away All my groceries are organic, local, Expensive, and damn well worth every penny I have them all delivered to my doorstep Without fault - every day of the week Corporations should respect their employees And pay their fair share to society But I'm afraid I'm on a tight monthly budget And there's just so many things I need I want to help and save the world But I can't even help myself I want it all to change But preferably by someone else Give me a cheap phone And all the comforts of a mail order life I want my avocado toast And a healthy peace of mind I want to help and save the world But I can't even help myself I want it all to change But preferably by someone else Give me a cheap phone And all the comforts of a mail order life I want my avocado toast And a healthy peace of mind