I came home
Buck in the back
She's on the porch
With her bags packed
She's had enough
She's over me
Spending too much time
In a pine tree
She took it out of my truck
Drove off like Joe Nemacheck
She thought that would kill me, but what's
One less .30-06 to a redneck
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck
She's probably at
Some gun and pawn
Laughing 'cause
My automatic's gone
Bet she could get
About a rack or so
Enough to fill her up
And get her where she's gotta go
But she ain't messed my season up
I had a backup under my bed
Go on and pawn it 'cause what's
One less .30-06 to a redneck
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck
Yeah, you can bet your corn pile and your honey hole
I'll be back in the woods by tomorrow
It's gonna hit her 'bout 10 a.m. when she
Sees another dead buck on my Instagram
'Cause what's one less .30-06 to a redneck
She never opened it but
There's three more in my safe on deck
She thought it would kill me, but what's
One less .30-06 to a redneck
