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Baconstein
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Children's Music
Baconstein was released on September 8, 2017 by Apple Eye Productions as a part of the album Brighter Side
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Release DateSeptember 8, 2017
LabelApple Eye Productions
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM114

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Gustafer Yellowgold
Gustafer Yellowgold
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Morgan Taylor
Morgan Taylor
Composer

Lyrics

Take a seat
Listen to my story of this magic meat
At my breakfast table, I am so naive
'Cause he surprises me
Let me explain
His nine inch height
Body made of bacon and he's cooked just right
He flexes without breakin' and he likes to hide
In sandwiches of mine
Then he jumps out for the fright
Ba-ba-ba-Baconstein
Bacon master of deception with his ninja tricks
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Baconstein
He's little, but he's sturdy like a stack of bricks
Oh, it's bad, you see
Now I'm nervous when I'm smellin' smokey hickory
I even flinch at pictures of a BLT
There's more, you see
His accent seems like South Kentucky forests
With boots and jeans, he'd be a bacon Chuckie Norris
Martial arts machine
Now he's all up in my scene
Ba-ba-Baconstein
Bacon master from Kentucky with his sneaky tricks
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Baconstein
Leaves me stinging with his greasy helicopter kicks
Oh, he loves judo and karate
Kickboxing and pilates
Watch him work those abs
Listen up, they crackle when I pop 'em
Got a perfect six on the middle and bottom
Call me turkey, those fightin' words
Got the sweetest sound you ever heard
Ba-ba-ba-Baconstein
Meaty master of chaotix with his book of tricks
Ba-ba-ba-Baconstein
Bragged of no antibiotics in those grizzly mitts
Baconstein
Smell my sizzle, you want a slice of this?
Baconstein
You can't trust a sausage
Written by: Morgan Taylor
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