Mama Spank

When the big hand is on twelve

And the little hand's on six

You come home tonight

And no more childish pranks

You come home from work real quick

Or your mama get a stick

Yes, your mama get a stick

And mama spank

Every night, you don't come home

From the way you're out alone

Who would ever think that you're a married man

I would guess your age to be twenty eight going on three

So I'll speak in a language you can understand

When the big hand is on twelve

And the little hand's on six

You come home tonight

And no more childish pranks

You come home from work real quick

Or your mama get a stick

Yes, your mama get a stick

And mama spank

Yes, I know you like to play

But we've got our bills to pay

And the kids need shoes

Much more than you need fun

Up to now

I've been too mild

You've been acting like a child

So I'll have to just start treating you like one

When the big hand is on twelve...

And the little hand's on six

You come home tonight

And no more childish pranks

You come home from work real quick

Or your mama get a stick

Yes, your mama get a stick

And mama spank