In the Bullingdon Club

Down, down at The Dog and Duck There with all of the bros Pissing in the corner, spilling champagne When you've got enough dosh you know that anything goes Well in comes Alex, powder on his lip He's giving his knees a rub He learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club Everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club He learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club Then in step I, a platter held high A twelve bird roast I said You should've seen Dave's face when he pulled back the cloche Revealed a dead pig's head He was five inches deep when the landlord came in And tried to ban us from his pub But we learned everything we know in The Bullingdon Club Everything we know in The Bullingdon Club We learned everything we know in The Bullingdon Club So we beat that man And left him bleeding on the floor Smashed all the windows, wrote him a cheque You know they're easy to pay off when they're poor Meanwhile Gid's outside burning fifty-pound notes At the beggar as he rattles his tub For he learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club Everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club He learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club Now you say I brought this country to its knees Oh but it's still fois gras and caviar for me And you say I'm out of touch and I don't know how you feel But then again you've never shaken hands on a trillion pound Nuclear arms deal I learned everything I know in The Bullingdon Club Everything I know in The Bullingdon Club I learned everything I know in The Bullingdon Club Everything I know in The Bullingdon