Roses are red til their dead and get tossed in the trash
Someone tell cupid to break his pink arrow in half
I came here to the bar tonight to bring my broken heart to life
I'm getting too old for this
One was a fighter
One was a liar
One never loved me at all
Here's to the one that I get drunk and call
Pour me a shot for em all
One for each love, line em up til I'm happy again
Don't want to think so I drink away all of my sins
And stupid men
I gave my heart a time or two and every time its black and blue
I'm getting too old for this
One was a fighter
One was a liar
One never loved me at all
Here's to the one that I get drunk and call
Pour me a shot for em all
Hey there bartender if you see me drinkin Patron
Take my phone
If me and Jack Daniels are dancing on tables alone
I should go home
Gave my heart a time or two
Every time its black and blue
I think its time for change
So here's to my Granny who taught me the bad from the good
One for my Momma who raised me the best she could
To all the girls that treat you right
Like Julie with the cold Bud Light
We're looking real good tonight!
Here's to the fighters
The badass survivors
Paving the way for us all
Here's to my friends that I get drunk and call
Pour me a shot for em all
Pour me a shot for em all
Pour me a shot for em all
Pour me a shot for em all
