Car Phone!

Yes I am, I'm a very busy man

My words flow forthwith or without line of land

Mile after mile with my trusty steed at hand

My carphone, my carphone

Driving, speaking, simultaneously

This should be illegal, for everyone but me

Meet my wife, my child, and most importantly

My carphone, my carphone

Calling anyone, anyone I want

When I'm on my carphone, my carphone

I can call anyone I want

Who else can go for some donuts right about now?

Let's call the guys and get donuts

Every single night (Yeah)

Every single night, donuts

If you think I'm from the future, that's okay with me

I'm just a man with lots to say, so listen carefully

'Cause two dollars a minute has me speaking cryptically

On my carphone, my carphone

Calling anyone, anyone I want

When I'm on my carphone, my carphone

I can call anyone I want

When I'm on my carphone, my carphone

Calling anyone, anyone I want

When I'm on my carphone, my carphone

I can call anyone I want

(Hello)

Hey I'm on my carphone!

(Me too!)

(Dad I really got to pee.)

Not right now son

Did you catch the game last night?

(No, I was on my carphone.)

(I really got to pee!)

Son, I'm this close, I'm this close to spanking you right now

(I can't hold it!)

SON!

But I can call anyone I want

When I'm on my carphone