Liquored Up (Acoustic)

I'm too liquored up to even get inside

Somebody opened up the door, I stumbled in with pride

A girl at the bar gave me a smile and a full glass

I kicked it back and fell back on my ass

Well she helped me find my feet, I said, "I'm fine"

Thank you ma'am and tell me are you having a good time?"

She said, "Honey, I ain't there, but you could join me if you'd like!"

Or are you too liquored up to even get inside?"

I'm too liquored up to even get inside

I think this door is jammed and I've been holding it all night

I see an empty corner and I can't hold it any more

I'm too liquored up to even get inside

Liquor ain't my best friend

I make a fool of myself when I go out on the weekend

I'm at the bar singing out my heart

I won't remember the end of tonight, cuz I drank away the start

I was working on that girl all night

She helped me to my car and I slipped on a sheet of ice

I think I sprained my ankle, I can't find the door handle

I'm too liquored up to even get inside

Well we started on our walk back to my place

Half way there we stopped to get a little subway

She left to take a call, I started pissin' on the wall

Hell, I'm too liquored up to even get inside

I'm too liquored up to even get inside

I saw the sheriff coming and I asked him for a ride

He said, "I just cleaned my car and you look like you're 'bout to barf"

You're too liquored up to even get inside"

Well, the neighbors dog won't shut it's mouth

And I can't even get inside my front door now

I tried using drunken force, looks like I'm sleeping on the porch

I'm too liquored up to even get inside