Alien Drugs

We need confirmation Are you coming for our blood? We saw your crash landing Will you join the band? Are you holding any alien drugs? You seem so familiar Yet you look so out of place Do you speak our language? Where is all your baggage? Do they not pack in outer space? Have you read the news yet? Their saying that your style is a "thing of perfection" Do they have celebrity in your part of the galaxy? Are they shocked at your sudden defection?