Christmas in Dallas

It's Christmas in Dallas And we've got friends to meet They're over at Southfork Miss Ellie's so sweet She lights all the candles The eggnog is strong The family's gathering Here is where they belong It's Christmas in Dallas In our big Lone Star State The yuletide is glistening There's turkey on plates Let's go to the stables Where Ray Krebbs is raking straws Together with Lucy The best cowgirl of all What about Anderson? Oh, Punk Anderson! He is sitting in the Cattlemen's Club tonight What about Anderson? Oh, Punk Anderson! It's Christmas, it's no time to fight It's Christmas in Dallas Old Jock's in his chair Telling stories of gone times All the children are there Pam pours him a whiskey And plays with John Ross In upcoming seasons John Ross will be boss What about Anderson? Old sweet Punk Anderson! He's dining at the Cattlemen's Club tonight What about Anderson? Jock's friend Punk Anderson! It's Christmas and the stars are shining bright It's Christmas in Dallas We cuddle and pray By the big tree we slumber The true Ewing way We chat with Sue Ellen She's tipsy and waits For JR to turn up But he's working late It's Christmas in Dallas We say our goodbyes Even Cliff will be waving In an oil field he cries Though we never saw Bobby We knew he was there He can shower for hours And rinse that big hair What about Anderson? Oh, Punk Anderson! He's singing carols with The Cartel What about Anderson? Oh, Punk Anderson! It's Christmas, let's ring the Christmas bells Oh, it's Christmas, let's ring the Christmas bells What about Anderson? Merry Christmas, Punk!