You Are Woman, I Am Man

You, are woman I, am man You are smaller, so I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling I like feeling very much You, are someone I've admired Still, our friendship Leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this? You are woman, I am man Let's kiss Isn't this the height of nonchalance Furnishing a bed in restaurants? Well, a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert? Do good girls do just what mama says When mama's not around? It's a feeling Oy vey, what a feeling A bit of pâté? (Hah!) I drink it all day Should I do the things he'll tell me to? In this pickle, what would Sadie do? In my soul I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants his dinner back Does it take more explanation than this? Just some dried-out toast in a sliver On the top Oh, a little chopped liver! Oh, this is fabulous You wanna try a little? Here, have some Take- Whoa! How many girls become a sinner While waiting for a roast beef dinner? Though most girls slip in ordinary ways I got style, I do it bordelaise Well, at least he thinks I'm special He ordered à la carte It's a feeling I like feeling very I feel the feeling down to my toes Now I feel that there's a fire here Try that once a little higher, dear What a beast to ruin such a pearl Would a convent take a Jewish girl? Does it take more explanation than this? Ooh, the thrills and chills going through me If I stop him now Can he sue me? You are woman You are man Let's