To Heck With Ole Santa Claus

Last year I hung my stockin by the chimney

And ole Santa didn't bring me anything

Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me

But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring

So to heck with ole Santa Clause

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

I like to hit him and his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs

To heck with ole Santa Claus

This year I'll build a big fire in the fireplace

I'll be like a little pig you read about

When that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney

He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt

So to heck with ole Santa Clause

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

I like to hit him and his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs

To heck with ol' Santa Claus

I like to hit him and his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs

To heck with ole Santa Claus

Yeah to heck with ole Santa Claus