Doritos & Fritos

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh) I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh) I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (ooh) I bruised my knees, I'm pissin' in the breeze Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (ooh) Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with The TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, ugh Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos I'm eating burritos with Danny DeVito Geez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus At 7-Eleven, I'm drinking a beverage I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba Don't look at Medusa (she'll turn you to stone) Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh) I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh) He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those f- Doritos and Fritos" Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (ooh) I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (ooh) He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those f- Doritos and Fritos" And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, ugh Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos (She'll turn you to stone) Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Stop