Karen Less, Carol More

If you're headed to the store this holiday season And you're triggered by lines and think it's a reason To ask for the manager like a V.I.P If expired cranberry sauce stocked on the shelf Makes you red in the face like a mad little elf Maybe bailey's in your coffee is what you need Don't hurt your eggnoggin on spilt milk It only makes for a blue Christmas If you're feeling frosty chill out Just let it go Make falalala your go to F word Grab that jingle by the bells Change your tune to bring joy to the world Go out and give them hel(p) Hold tight in your heart that for you There's more than a manager that the world has in store Keep calm Take a breath Karen less Carol more If you're marshmallow gets burnt by a little bit of roasting If you're stuck in the past while the whole world is toasting Well color me green that's a grinch If your wine is something I can hear but can't drink That in itself should get you to think You just might have gone a little too far with that inch Don't hurt your eggnoggin on spilt milk It only makes for a blue Christmas If you're feeling frosty chill out Just let it go Make falalala your go to F word Grab that jingle by the bells Change your tune to bring joy to the world Go out and give them hel(p) Hold tight in your heart that for you There's more than a manager that the world has in store Keep calm Take a breath Karen less Carol more I'll leave you with this Karens had a good run But Carols have so much more fun Make falalala your go to F word Grab that jingle by the bells Change your tune to bring joy to the world Go out and give them hel(p) Hold tight in your heart that for you There's more than a manager that the world has in store Keep calm Take a breath Karen less Carol more Keep calm Take a breath Karen less Carol more