Boyfriend Of The Year (Sadder)

She's about 5'3", petite, yeah, she's just your type Oscar nominee for the good guy Only took you 'bout two weeks to go out and find another me so Did you cook her breakfast in the morning? When did you become such a Prince Charming? Used to keep me for your eyes only While she's all over your Instagram story And I don't mean to sound bitter Got yourself a real winner And I hope you're happy with her And I'll bet She would get flowers and a morning text Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends When she's upset, might even fake a little tear Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother Go out for coffee dates with her mother Congratulations, here's a little cheer Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year (Boyfriend of the year) Yeah, the first night you had her over Did you cook her up a carbonara? Then rose petals in a hotel on Valentine's Oh, I don't think that she knows the warning signs And I don't mean to sound bitter Got yourself a real winner And I hope you're happy with her And I'll bet She would get flowers and a morning text Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends When she's upset, might even fake a little tear Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother Go out for coffee dates with her mother Congratulations, here's a little cheer Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year I guess you settled Get your medal Oh, but when did you get so sentimental? Wouldn't dare to miss her birthday And I bet she gets her gift on anniversaries And I'll bet She would get flowers and a morning text Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends When she's upset, might even fake a little tear Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother Go out for coffee dates with her mother Congratulations, here's a little cheer Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year Boyfriend of the year Boyfriend of the year Raise a little cheer, boyfriend of the year Let me make myself clear Swear I'm being sincere Let's raise a little cheer for boyfriend of the year